corrupt my wish

you only got half a penny

i wish this to end (aint it a B****?)

it doesn't end

i wish Takaru was in a endless void never t return

the void disipates b4 i reach it

i wish the world spun backwards

The world starts to spin backwards but then an astroid comes and hits earth so it spins forward again.


I wish i controlled an army somewhere in the world

you lead an army of baby penguins in antarctica but they all freeze. you then become so sad you kill your self.

I wish i was the king of the world and every one loved be being the king.

you are the king of mars and the rocks overthrow you.


i wish i got all the resources on ogame

since you have all of the res in the universe people start raiding your defensless planet and leave you with nothing.

i wish for a cute adorable kitten then never gets bigger

The kitten is evil and eats your face.

i wish i had 1 billion PT on my home world with 1 billion ABMS to defend them

2 billion IMP's come and blow them all up. then the angry people (the ones you took the res from) come and take all of the DF before you can get to it and continue to raid you.

i wish for world domination! and a bag of chips perfuably cheeto's

you have world domination but no one listens to you and you get a bag of Doritos.

i wish i had 1 trillion Death stars and 1 trillion cruisers

again luke skywalker comes alone and blows up all of your death star without breaking a sweat and 1 quadrillion cruisers attack and destroy yours.

i wish for an uncorruptable wish!
(beat that)

your wish is granted but because of it the universe overloads and collapses crushing you to death.

i wish i 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 BC and Luke defending my home planet and a giant waldo proof shield around them

there is one problem... i'm inside the sheild which means that i covert luke to my side and have him kill you and let me take over your planet and BC's. which i then use to blow up your remaining planets.

i wish i was master cheif.

you become master chief but then go to cryogenic sleet for a million years not being able to make another wish

i wish i was the arbiter

the clone of myself (also master cheif) comes and throughs a sticky at your head and your head gets blown up. then my clone releases me from criogenic sleep. now there are two waldo master cheifs!

i wish i had a clone. that i could control with my mind.

you get your clone but then you think about a girl that you really like and he rapes her.

i wish i had some bubble gum

you get so much bubble gum that you choke

i wish i was a famous person.

your famous in you own mind

i dont have any more wishes im pooped

due to lack of wishes you get nothing and become so sad that you didn't get anything that you become paranoid when you figure out what you could have wished for.

i wish to have 1,000,000,000,000 laser tanks in CaC

you get the laser tanks but then you dont have the power to control them so they are useless

you wish for nothing and that's what you get nothing.

i wish for 1 mil planets each with enough def to stop all the Rip's imaginable and they all have lvl 50 mines with unlimited storage. and the research and shipyard to build anything along with lvl50 nanite so that every thing is done in 1 sec.

(i can't think of anything bad that could happen now, but after i post this i will realize i'm missing to many things that need to be added)

You have so many planets and so little time that you go insane and kill yourself from the stress

I wish I could shapeshift on my own free will and no one ever knew, except for me, that i could shapeshift